Zombieland (feat. HARDY) (Explicit) - Jax/HARDY We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan While everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker Yeah Punched me in the gut then he shoved me in a locker One day I'll be wearin' me a ear-to-ear grin When he's bangin' on the door screamin' "Let me in" My ex best friend let's call her Regina Talked a lot of trash about me back in middle school theater So when she's beggin' for the Aquafina in my freezer I'ma feed her to the dead And then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause You should have never ****** with my boy My boy You should have never ****** with my girl My girl You're all out of luck 'Cause you're about to be so ****** at the end of the world I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive I know we survive Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive Baby it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's All these NPC's When the box we created and the aliens invade us It's gonna be a pretty funny scene So bring on the earthquakes bring on the floods I ain't afraid of nothin' because Darlin' we'll be just fine When my apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan Walmarts hit the fan And while everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland Haha cute yeah I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend "This bunker's full sorry Kate" I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend I think his name was Zombie bait I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone 'Cause I'ma save the dog but the ***** is all alone I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart 'Cause there's only room for two on this arc I'll be on my "I Am Legend" **** You'll be the Will to my Smith You're the Smith to my Wesson on my hip On my arm you're the Armae to my Geddon I don't know what everybody's dreadin' ha I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive I know we survive Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive Baby it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's All these NPC's When the box we created and the aliens invade us It's gonna be a pretty funny scene So bring on the earthquakes bring on the floods I ain't afraid of nothin' because Darlin' we'll be just fine When my apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan Walmarts hit the fan And while everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland
