I had a pet lizard named George
我有一只叫乔治的宠物蜥蜴
He was cool but he made me really bored
他很酷 但他让我觉得很无聊
So I gave him to my mom and she
所以我把他送给我妈妈
Loves him very much
她非常喜欢他
Because animals are better than people
因为动物要比人类善良
They try to cancel me cancel me
媒体想要抵制我 抵制我
Bother me bother me
打扰我 打扰我
Stop bothering me
别来烦我了
I don't even like my job
我甚至不喜欢我的工作
Karens shut the **** up
凯伦们 快闭嘴吧
Vegans shut the **** up
素食者们 快闭嘴吧
Babies shut the **** up
巨婴们 快闭嘴吧
Everyone needs to shut the **** up
所有人都要保持沉默
Putin shut the **** up
普京 快闭嘴吧
War shut the **** up
战争 快闭嘴吧
Dinosaurs shut the **** up
恐龙怪兽们 快闭嘴吧
Everyone needs to shut the **** up
所有人都要保持沉默
Traffic shut the **** up
交通车辆 快闭嘴吧
People shut the **** up
人类 快闭嘴吧
Groceries shut the **** up
生活用品 快闭嘴吧
Everyone needs to shut the **** up
所有人都要保持沉默
My therapist says I need help
我的心理医生说我需要帮助
'Cause my best friend is
因为我最好的朋友是
An elf on the shelf
一只坐在架子上的小精灵
He's got dietary needs and
他有特殊的饮食习惯
He scares me when I sleep
他经常在我睡着的时候吓唬我
That's why Amazon should be illegal
这就是亚马逊公司应该被非法禁止的原因
They try to cancel me cancel me
媒体想要抵制我 抵制我
Bother me bother me
打扰我 打扰我
Stop bothering me
别来烦我了
I am working really hard
我一直努力工作
DJs shut the **** up
DJ们 快闭嘴吧
Paintings shut the **** up
画像们 快闭嘴吧
Taxes shut the **** up
税收 快闭嘴吧
Everyone needs to shut the **** up
所有人都要保持沉默
Email shut the **** up
电子邮件 快闭嘴吧
French people shut ze **** up
法国人 快闭嘴吧
New Years shut the **** up
新的一年 闭嘴吧
Everyone needs to shut the **** up
所有人都要保持沉默
Molecules shut the **** up
分子们 快闭嘴吧
Golf shut the **** up
高尔夫 快闭嘴吧
Bulldogs just kidding I love you
斗牛犬 开个玩笑 我爱你
Everyone needs to shut the **** up
所有人都要保持沉默
Okay time for the PSA
好吧 是时候来做个总结
Dogs are good people are bad
狗狗是好的 人类是坏的
Dogs good people bad
狗狗是好的 人类是坏的
I said dogs good people bad
我说 狗狗是好的 人类是坏的
Shut your mouth don't be mad
闭嘴吧 别生气
It's the truth
这才是事实

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